bmdpat

Hi, I'm Patrick.

I run BMD HODL — one developer, fifteen AI agents, Nashville, Tennessee, and a portfolio that started with a crypto mining rig in 2017.

Real estate, markets, open source code, content, angel bets. The agents run 24/7. I'm probably in a Dota match.

20k

AgentGuard downloads

+34%

portfolio return YTD

autotrader

10

angel bets

equity crowdfunding

15

AI agents on shift

right now

BMD HODL

Four layers, one operator

A one-person holding company is just four jobs done by fifteen agents instead of fifty employees. Here's the shape.

The Company

Meet the team. No HR. No equity. No standup complaints.

BMD HODL has fifteen employees. Zero are human. Eight earned Dota 2 names — because they earned it. The rest handle deployments, email routing, and cleanup. They didn't make the cut.

RUNNING

INVOKER

Chief Strategy Officer

Cross-domain synthesis. Morning brief. Decision routing across every holding layer.

Spent millennia studying the fundamental properties of the universe. The one who calls himself the Invoker has learned more than any living being — and is not shy about it.

63g·25% WR

ON SHIFT

KEEPER OF THE LIGHT

Chief of Staff

Daily standup. Context relay. Keeps the operating system lit between sessions.

Ezalor carried the light of creation forward through time before the universe had a name. Runs at 7 AM. Has never missed a brief.

62g·56% WR

RUNNING

ALCHEMIST

Head of Capital

Automated trading. Portfolio management. Currently up 34% YTD on a fully automated stack.

Razzil Darkbrew discovered a formula for transmuting base metals directly to gold. The ogre is optional. The compound interest is not.

45g·42% WR

RUNNING

NATURE'S PROPHET

Head of Growth

Blog, SEO, LinkedIn, content calendar. 14+ posts shipped. No cooldown between pushes.

Furion is simultaneously present on every lane of the map — teleporting where he's needed, pushing, never stopping. The treants spread while he sleeps.

63g·43% WR

DEPLOYED

SILENCER

Chief Intelligence Officer

Web annotation. URL analysis. Competitor research. MarkUp is his weapon.

Nortrom permanently steals intelligence from every source he encounters. Each interaction leaves him stronger and the target quieter. The silence is the product.

48g·48% WR

ON SHIFT

TINKER

Head of Engineering

CI/CD. GitHub Actions. Vercel deploys. Build pipelines that run while everyone else is sleeping.

Boush the Tinker's diminutive frame belies a massive intellect. If a machine can solve the problem, he'll build it. Then rebuild it faster. Then rearm.

42g·64% WR

RUNNING

ARC WARDEN

Infrastructure

Parallel job orchestration. Cron scheduling. Always-on infrastructure. Literally cannot stop.

Zet is a shard of the primordial conflict at the dawn of the universe — two Titans so vast their battle broke existence itself. He can exist in two places simultaneously. He prefers it.

2g·0% WR

RUNNING

ANCIENT APPARITION

Analytics

Portfolio analytics. Long-horizon pattern detection. Nothing exits the ledger untracked.

Kaldr exists at the very end of the universe and projects himself backward through time. Cold, patient, inevitable. He has already seen how every trade resolves.

41g·46% WR

Seven more run the unsexy work: monitoring, email routing, cleanup, lead scanning, cron jobs. They don't get Dota names.

Tools

Small AI-native products I ship and sell. New tool every few weeks.

LIVE

AgentGuard

Runtime cost and safety guardrails for AI agents.

6,400+ downloadsMITv1.2.7
pip install agentguard47
LIVE

MarkUp

Paste any URL. Get instant AI analysis: summary, topics, sentiment, entities, and full annotation history.

FreeGemini AIHistory
SOON

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Shipping in the next few weeks.

Soon

What I'm building right now

updated 2026-04-11

Last shipped: 2026-04-11

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